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Oldest Male Stripper by ~returnlostmarbles:iconreturnlostmarbles:

Categories Traditional Art > Drawings > People

©2008-2009 ~returnlostmarbles
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Again another assignment from Illustration class last year. This was probably my favorite one to paint. The assignment was to find something in the guiness book of world records and I chose oldest male stripper. I have to admit that I think that the man I painted looks so much more attractive then the real one. **shudder** **hides behind a blanket** He... was... orange... and wore.... shiny pants! **throws up and passes out**

P.S. The colors on here aren't as vibrant as in real life because, due to it's large size, I had to photograph it and let's be honest here, I really didn't try my hardest there.

Oil on board 24x 19

P.P.S I am the little old lady in the background with the glasses. I plan on being a very dirty old lady when I get older.

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*SoundNinja Jan 16, 2008, 11:52:40 AM
that's a pretty straight pole, there.
:P
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~returnlostmarbles Jan 16, 2008, 12:32:17 PM
well I do hope you understand that due to the weight of the stripper, the pole is actually not a solid as one would imagine and to maintain the structural integrity, it has to give a little and allow the forces acting upon it to receive more stability. This allows the perform to work with the inertia of the moving pole and perform more spectacular feats. Plus the old man is really going at it. Hahahaha.

or it could also be an implication of the strippers penis :D

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Dr. Gregory House: "Chicks dig this! [waves cane] It's better than a puppy!"
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~returnlostmarbles Jan 16, 2008, 8:14:43 PM
exactly. Now try to get the image of an old man's penis out of your head.

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Dr. Gregory House: "Chicks dig this! [waves cane] It's better than a puppy!"
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*SoundNinja Jan 16, 2008, 10:44:38 PM
It... won't leave!
graaahh!
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~Crazy-Opossum Jan 17, 2008, 7:26:26 PM
This is so much win, and I would totally be a perverted ol' lady. :lol:


"Take off your britches, sonny!"

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Atheism is the biggest threat to America.
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~ImperfectArt333 Feb 8, 2008, 9:06:44 PM
i LUV this one!!!
haha

great style and charm

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"Steal me, deal me, anyway you heal me
Maim me, tame me, you can never change me
Love me, like me, come ahead and fight me
Please me, tease me, go ahead and leave me

Bend me
Break me
Anyway you need me
As long as I want you baby it's all right" ~
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~troylynn Sep 6, 2008, 4:04:02 AM
LOL...this will be goin on mah faves ;)

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Troylynn
I'd also like to give credit to the maker of this avatar
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~RikusShadow Jan 11, 2009, 8:01:42 AM
I'm torn between vomiting and laughing my ass off.

I heard about that guy, too. Apparently he was sixty-three when he started stripping...:o

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My scanner is a form of self-mutilation!!!

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January 8, 2008
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COOLPIX L12
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700
Nov 28, 2007, 1:26:33 AM

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